on a less serious note ..

here are two amazing examples of my incredible incompetence ..

1. I went for taking the written driver's licence test -- the guy asked me to look into something and read line 4 .. I look in rather casually (assuming that it was a iris scan) and said "line 4" (assuming that was for some voice recongnition/recording) .. needless to stay the guy was stunned beyond imagination at the total absence of intelligence and was even more shocked to see that i passed (only by the narrowest of margins )

I swear this is true .. and I did not do it on purpose (unlike a few amazing guys I know who would deliberately do such things)

2. Got down at an amtrak station and needed to take a bus to get home .. bus stop in downtown is a not-so-unreasonable 4-5 blocks away from the station .. Well .. I spent 1 hour finding it .. (with a heavy 50 pound loaded suitcase dragged) all over downtown at night


more reasons for me to avoid getting into the real world ..