Friday, May 19, 2006

kaif..

Heres a toast for the strokeless wonder, the fielding captain, that has been haunting indian cricket for quite a long time now:

The Strokeless, Baffled, Confused, Mysterious, Lucky, Troubled, Haunted, Stupid, Enigmatic Untalented Mr. Kaif.

The batsman most likely to get out LBW in world cricket. the perfect sitting duck for bowlers around the world.
The guy with the worst technique against any form of bowling.
The guy with the worst pull shot that does not even cross the 15 yard fielding restriction circle, but still fancies a go at anything short.


from Taxi 9211:
"Tendulkar banneka; Kaif nahi banneka"

4 comments:

Harsha V. Madhyastha said...

You saw the match?

nice try said...

the fact that im alive without a heart attack suggests that i didnt!
a maiden over in the death -- unbelievable, atrocious!!

Harsha V. Madhyastha said...

Well, he says "you'll see a different Kaif from now on". Hopefully he made that comment after yesterday's match!

nice try said...

and mr kaif falls to yet another poorly executed pull shot .. at least clear the bloody circle!