i am desperate to lose my current umbrella. it gets stuck but its still functional enough that i dont want to throw it away but its irritating enough that i want to get rid of it.
any novel ideas for how to lose an umbrella without feeling guilty about the loss ,i.e., new and interesting ways of being absent minded
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Move to Seattle where it rains atleast once a day, ensuring you have a high probability of forgetting it somewhere.
forcibly lend it to a friend who has a history of not returning things.
Move to a new place..and leave the umbrella behind, cos u have too many things to move
piss on it..u will then throw it away anyways !!!!
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